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May 30, 2005

Lil’ Guppy Turns ONE

Filed under: Uncategorized — saturdaysoftball @ 5:42 am

Dear all, the lil guppy ( Jeffrey Hew) is turning one year old this week.
Joyce and I would like to have a little party to celebrate

It will be this coming Sunday June 5 at 5pm for Adults, If you have kids, we
are having the baby party at 4pm. If you want to hang out at the pool and
drink free beer, you are also more than welcome to come in the afternoon

I am supplying beer from Brewerks and should have a little food. THinking
about having a pot luck BBQ. Pls let me know what you are bringing. I will
compile a list

My address is

#-04-03 56 Trevose Crescent. The Trevose Condominium. It is right next to
Raffles Town Club

Regards

Big Guppy

Hope you can make it

Edit : Link to the map is HERE
best way to go to Guppy’s place is to take Dunearn Road TOWARDS SJI, then turn left into Plymouth Road. His condo is on the right, after Raffles Town Club.

May 29, 2005

28 May 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — saturdaysoftball @ 6:06 pm

Ones – 1B: John, 2B: Princess, SS: DT, 3B: Rickey, P: TNG1, C: Horfun/Prof. Zen, OF: TK, Swat, Diana, Jason, Wei Siong
Twos – 1B: Rube, 2B: Guppy/Yogi, SS: The Cremaster, 3B: Beyonce, P: Grandpa, C: Guppy/Monk, OF: TH, TS, Cool Papa, The Distraction, TNG2, Abel

Game One
Ones: 11
Twos: 15

Game Two
Rickey goes for Beer and Donuts at Joe’s. Hopefully DT will post that score along with the box score.

Highlights:
1) The Twos were not effective at bat most of the time. But, when it rains it pours. They scored 13 of their runs in two innings. Many of the runs came from their smaller bats; 2) The Groin (Cremaster, Nomar) had trouble in the early innings concentrating on the game. Was it the lack of ‘fro?; 3)Aggressive baserunning was punished. While a few capitalized on getting home or to the next base, several people were caught going a base to far. The Princess even tagged Cool Papa out on the Head. Ouch; 4) It was very, very hot; 5) We can’t handle regulation slow-pitch softball pitches.

MBP: Nomar’s Hair Cut
Biggest Bat: The Distraction
Gold Glove: The Ipoh Assassin
Bonehead Play of the Game: Cool Papa’s baserunning
DY: No one. Rickey tried but didn’t make the play. DY wanna be.

May 28, 2005

A Great Picture

Filed under: Uncategorized — saturdaysoftball @ 8:46 am

A Moment of Silence Please

Filed under: Uncategorized — saturdaysoftball @ 7:01 am

CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — Former Chicago White Sox shortstop Chico Carrasquel, the first Latin player to appear in an All-Star Game, died Thursday at the age of 77.

Carrasquel died of cardiac arrest before arriving at a hospital, said Humberto Sarraga, public relations director of Caracas Clinics.

“Venezuela lost one of its heroes today,” White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said in a statement. “As the first great Venezuelan shortstop, Chico helped put our country on the baseball map. I am honored and proud to have known him as a friend and will miss seeing him in my office each day at the ballpark. He was such a great friend, person and role model for young players.”

The White Sox will honor their four-time All-Star before next Monday’s game at Comiskey Park against the Angels. A video tribute will be shown on the scoreboard and the Venezuela national anthem will be played.

During a nationally televised speech, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez announced that his government had declared two days of mourning for Carrasquel.

“Viva Carrasquel!” Chavez shouted.

Carrasquel played in the majors from 1950-59. A nifty fielder, he teamed with Nellie Fox in Chicago to form one of baseball’s best double-play combination.

In 1951, Carrasquel started at shortstop for the AL in the All-Star game at Detroit and singled in his first at-bat off future Hall of Famer Robin Roberts. The next Latin player in All-Star competition was Minnie Minoso — he pinch-hit for his White Sox teammate in that same game.

Carrasquel hit .258 lifetime with 55 home runs and 474 RBIs. He was traded after the 1955 season to Cleveland in a deal for Larry Doby, and later played for Kansas City and Baltimore.

Alfonso “Chico” Carrasquel was the third Venezuelan baseball player to make it to the majors. Signed by Branch Rickey and the Brooklyn Dodgers, he was sold to the White Sox.

Carrasquel took over for Hall of Famer Luke Appling as Chicago’s shortstop in 1950 — he had a 24-game hitting streak as a rookie — and was traded to the Indians to make room for another future Hall of Famer, Luis Aparicio.

Last year, before Guillen’s first home game as manager of the White Sox, three star Venezuelan shortstops threw out ceremonial first balls — Carrasquel, Aparicio and Guillen.

“I was saddened to hear of the passing of Chico Carrasquel,” Aparicio said from his home in Venezuela. “Chico was my hero and mentor. He took me under his wing, and I’m grateful to him for making me the ballplayer that I turned out to be.”

Carrasquel spent seven seasons doing Spanish-language telecasts of White Sox games. He also worked in the team’s community relations department until recent years.

During his later years, Carrasquel suffered from diabetes. In 2003, he sustained minor injuries when he was beaten during a carjacking in Venezuela.

Copyright 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

May 27, 2005

What happens when a fro turns old?

Filed under: Uncategorized — saturdaysoftball @ 1:52 pm

CLICK ME TO FIND OUT

What’s better than a black fro and white glasses??

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CLICK ME TO FIND OUT

May 26, 2005

When Rickey say he gonna play, Rickey gonna play

Filed under: Uncategorized — saturdaysoftball @ 11:36 am


For the record: Rickey Henderson stole 1,406 bases and scored 2,295 runs in his 25-year career in the big leagues.

SAN DIEGO (AP) — Rickey Henderson is getting all revved up, and he’s not even on first base yet.

Baseball’s biggest hot dog is currently a Surf Dawg, batting leadoff and playing left field for San Diego’s team in the new independent Golden Baseball League, which begins play Thursday night.

Don’t get him wrong — he says he’s having fun and is grateful for the opportunity. It’s just that it’s not time for Rickey to retire, and he really, really wants to get back to the big leagues.

Hanging out in front of the home dugout at cozy Tony Gwynn Stadium at San Diego State, among teammates half his age, baseball’s career leader in runs and stolen bases is off and running — at the mouth. In an hour he’ll be playing in a scrimmage against a scrappy team from the Marine Corps, but for now he’s talking a good game.

The 46-year-old Henderson, who remains in incredible shape, has heard plenty of chatter that he should give it up.

“I like to tell all the guys that have all these comments, come out and see me play. Don’t sit in an office. Come and see the 40-year-old guy play. Then you can judge me on that. Then you can see what I can do, how I can move around. I’m not that 40-year-old guy that barely can move. I can run with anybody out there. I can run with anybody up there,” he said, referring to the big leagues.

“I’m probably in better health than most of the guys up there. So come out and see me if you don’t believe me.”

Henderson started the last two years with the Newark Bears of the independent Atlantic League. He finished 2003 with the Los Angeles Dodgers, playing in 30 games, but hasn’t been in the big leagues since.

Just four years ago and a few miles down the hill, during his second stint with the Padres, Henderson passed Babe Ruth’s career walks record — which has since been taken by Barry Bonds — and broke Ty Cobb’s career runs record in dramatic fashion, with a home run and a feet-first slide into home.

On the last day of the season, which happened to be Tony Gwynn’s final big league game, Henderson got his 3,000th hit.

“I don’t have certain things I’ve got to prove to baseball. I did everything in baseball that a young man or anybody in the major leagues dreamed of doing in the major leagues,” said Henderson, considered the greatest leadoff hitter ever. “That ain’t my issue. My issue is just playing the game and enjoying the game and wondering why you did so much in the major leagues and they won’t give you the opportunity to finish up in the major leagues.”

So why does Henderson, who made his big league debut in 1979, keep hanging around?

“I ain’t hurt,” he said. “You ask the guys who quit the game, they’re hurt. Listen, I’m not aching. Tony Gwynn once told me he was aching so much, he said, ‘Rickey, man, I want this jersey to be tore off me. My body’s killing me.’

“My body feels great. I wake up in the morning, I don’t feel pain. In spring training, we did some laps and a workout, and one of the older gentlemen said, ‘Oh, tomorrow you’re going to have aches and pains. I said, ‘Tomorrow, If I have aches and pains, something’s wrong with me. I’ll wake up tomorrow, and Rickey feels so great, what is it, now?’ I don’t feel no aches and pains. My body’s just made that way.”

When he was asked by the Surf Dawgs equipment manager what size pants he wore, Henderson gave an answer that would make most 46-year-olds jealous — 34.

“He’s a freak of nature,” said manager Terry Kennedy, a former big league catcher. “Cal Ripken was the same way. Deion Sanders. They’re born with something that nobody else has.”

Kennedy admitted that signing Henderson was part publicity stunt, but said he’s impressed with his energy and work habits. Henderson still has a wide smile and a deep laugh. He helps pick up balls during batting practice and even hit grounders to infielders.

“I had an opportunity to use a couple of other big leaguers that wanted to play and I wasn’t going to take them because they’re done,” Kennedy said.

Is Rickey done?

“I don’t think I would ever say ‘never’ with him,” said Padres general manager Kevin Towers, who signed Henderson twice. “He’s a draw. People are going to come and see Rickey play. If anything, he can still steal a base, draw a walk.”

Catcher Nick Guerra, 24, who’s from nearby Chula Vista, said no one ribs Henderson about his age.

“I mean, shoot, the way he moves around, he makes us look bad,” Guerra said. “He’s still got the hop in his step. That’s what’s amazing. The guy’s been playing as many years as I’ve been alive. At first it was just kind of, ‘Oh my gosh, that’s Rickey Henderson, I can’t believe it.’ Now he’s out here acting like one of the guys, just out here enjoying the game.”

The Surf Dawgs have been getting some laughs from the many Rickey stories that followed him through his 25-year big league career.

Like the time he boarded the Padres team bus in 1996 and was told players with tenure got to sit up front. His response: “Ten years? I guess they don’t know I got 17 years.”

Or the time he told a teammate that his house in Oakland was on top of a hill and had “like, a 370-degree view.”

“He’s just on a different astral plane than the rest of us,” Kennedy said. “And you know what? Maybe we should all be there to be able to last as long as he does.”

Copyright 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

May 23, 2005

Go Red Sox!

Filed under: Uncategorized — saturdaysoftball @ 6:30 pm

What do Trot Nixon and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both wear a glove on their right hand for no apparent reason!

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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too. Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not a Red Sox fan.” “Then,” asks the teacher, “what are you?” “Why I’m proud to be a Yankees fan.”, boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan. “Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I’m a Yankees fan, too!” The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?” A pause, and a smile. “Then,” says Lucy, “I’d be a Red Sox fan.”

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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. “Young Rangers Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook. “But I’m not a Rangers fan,” the little hero replied. “Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were,” said the reporter. “Yankees Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack” he continued writing in his notebook. “I’m not a Yankees fan either,” the boy said. “I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Rangers or Yankees. What team do you root for?” the reporter asked. “I’m a Red Sox fan,” the child replied. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little Bastard from Boston kills Beloved Family Pet.”

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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “241.”
“That is wonderful!” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!”
Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!”, says Albert, “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”.
Albert then goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The person answers, “51.”
Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,
“GO RED SOX”!!

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Did you hear that Grady Little is having troubles mowing his lawn?
Yeah, he couldn’t figure out how to pull the starter!

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Q: What do Don Zimmer and Grady Little have in common?
A: Neither one could take out Pedro when he should have!

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Little Johnny was in his fourth grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All of the typical answers came up — fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher questioned him about his dad. The boy hesitated, and finally said, “Well, my father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret, he takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he’ll go out to the back alley with some guy and give him a special show for money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some coloring and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, “Is this really true about your father?”
“No,” said Johnny, “He plays for the Boston Red Sox, but I was too embarrassed to say so.”

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A logic problem:

A person finds themselves locked in a room with the following:

a gun
two bullets
a rattlesnake
a bengal tiger
and, a Red Sox fan

What should that person do?

Shoot the Red Sox fan twice.

23 May 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — saturdaysoftball @ 6:23 pm

ONES :
Pitch: Grandpa, Catch: Horfun, 1st: Rube, 2nd: Diana, 3rd: Generalissimo, SS: DT, OF: TK, TS, Swat, Cheetah

TWOS :
Pitch: Rickey, Catch: Yogi, 1st: Prof Zen, 2nd: Princess, 3rd: Sandman, SS: Boo Boo, OF: TH, Weixiong, Jason, Mary

Game 1 : ONES 16 : TWOS 6 (Mercy in 7)
Game 2 : ONES 13 : TWOS 5 (5 innings)

21 May 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — saturdaysoftball @ 6:17 pm

ONES :
Pitch: Grandpa, 1st: Guppy, 2nd: Horfun, 3rd: Generalissimo, SS: DT, OF: Tk, Andy, Swat, Jason

TWOS :
Pitch: Marvelous, 1st: Rickey, 2nd: Princess, 3rd: JoZ, SS: TH, OF: TK, Weixiong, Rube, Diana

Game 1: ONES 17 : TWOS 16

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